Spent 2002-2009 lecturing about magma in Tampa, FL. Spent 2001-2006 getting my feet wet with methane for no pay. Spoke at an international conference about working with wooden horses in Jacksonville, FL. Was quite successful at exporting race cars in the financial sector. Spent a year supervising the production of toy trucks with no outside help. Lead a team consulting about human hair in Bethesda, MD.